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Monday, February 13, 2006
10:45 - Where do we go from here?

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There's a certain inevitability about the Cartoon Riots, isn't there?

I keep thinking that one of these mornings I'm going to wake up and discover that they've spread to Canada and the US, and that it's transformed into a full-fledged Cartoon War, with guns and bombs and everything. It sure doesn't look as though the tension is dissipating anytime soon, or on its own—it just keeps growing and growing, almost as though it's being directed by a central organizing force.

There doesn't seem to be any realistic way this all can end without ever more cacophonious protests over ever more innocuous affronts, finally leading to actual capital-W War. Does there?

This guy (via LGF), one of the Jyllands-Posten journalists, describes things this way:

The cartoons are no longer something Jyllands-Posten can control. They have already been manipulated and misrepresented to the point that few know what is going on and fewer know how to stop it. This affair is artifically being kept buoyant in a sea of lies, suppressions of the truth, misconceptions, lunacy and hypocrisy, for which this newspaper bears no blame. The only thing Jyllands-Posten did was provide a pin-prick which has made a boil of nastiness erupt. This would have happened sooner or later. That it happened more than four months after the publication of the cartoons, raises a question of its own. Are we dealing with random events or with a staged clash of civilizations? One might hope for the former yet be prepared to expect the latter.

I think he's right on the money; but what form will "the latter" take? A real, live shooting war in the streets of European cities? I have the feeling that Europeans would be willing to do just about anything to avoid that eventuality, but somehow I don't think these guys have any such compunctions.

No matter how many apologies they issue, how many Danish goods they destock, how many editors they fire, how many free-speech-curtailment editorial policies they adopt, or how many anti-religious-insult laws they pass, it'll never be enough, because the rioters now know how amazingly successful rioting is. Why should they stop now? The iron's hot, and they're one more "pin-prick" away from striking.

When the riots first started, I was sort of laughing inwardly—I wanted to see just how the leftists who so treasure Free Speech and the right to ridicule religion would justify the anti-cartoon riots. I really couldn't see how it would be possible for them to blame the West; I thought they might have to take a stand, seeing how their most cherished core values were now being attacked.

But never let it be said that these guys can't surprise me with their ingenuity. The widespread justification that I've heard from the usual quarters is that "Well, every country has right-wing assholes, and even Scandinavia is no exception. Now we just know that there are at least twelve of them in Denmark." The cartoons—tame and self-effacing as they are by our standards—are the result of typical right-wing cultural insensitivity, and we ought to be ashamed of ourselves for holding them up as some kind of Free Speech banner.

And thus, what should have been something that every Westerner could rally behind has become yet another debate split right down the middle in polite society, where you can look out over a crowd and easily imagine that fully half of the bobbing heads in it think the cartoons shouldn't have been published.

Australia's most celebrated vile-editorial-cartoon-maker, Mike Leunig, came up with the argument that only "the slick and the mighty, the officially powerful, on our own smug mob, on the triumphant ones protected by helicopter gunships and offices of state" are worthy of being ridiculed, and the poor downtrodden terrorists should be placed beyond the pale.

And how neatly that works—how well it fits in with the "progressive" mentality. In that mindset, there's nothing more suspect—at least, for our own culture—than the word "traditional"; tradition is the enemy that must be eradicated, whether it means God, decorum in entertainment, a family with a man and a woman in it, cars that run on gasoline, the eating of meat, or whatever else our unenlightened parents did. But for this mindset, when it comes to other cultures, "tradition" trumps all. We have to be prepared to change everything that defines us, right down to our regard for freedom of expression and the right to ridicule religious beliefs as we would any other ideas with which we disagree, in the interest of allowing our "guest cultures" to preserve their ways of life down to the minutest detail. Even if that means our own culture becomes diluted and its values ravaged. So what if we compromise Free Speech? Free Speech is a tradition of Western Culture, and therefore it's fair game.

The Jyllands-Posten writer continues with this:

Initially I was doubtful of the timeliness of publishing the cartoons. Later events have convinced me that it was both just and useful to do so. That they are consistent with Danish law and Danish custom seem to me less important than this: that we now know that remote, primitive countries deem themselves justified in telling us what to do.

Not only that, they're finding that we're obeying.

So what's next, then? Egyptian Sand Monkey, a Muslim, has a very clear-headed and sensible treatise on the subject, mostly aimed at his co-religionists who want to go out and march with banners threatening knifey death on those who insult the Prophet. But he and his fellow sane Muslims aren't having much effect, it would seem; their voices are being drowned out beneath the roar of the daily riots, being carried out by people who are sure they're in the right, that their view of Islam is correct, and that they're the aggrieved party and justified in their rage. It's only a step or two beyond what we've got before they feel themselves justified in starting a continental conflagration that will make the Paris car-torching riots into a prelude and a footnote in the history books.

Bending over backwards to appease them, as the various heads of state and journalistic organs throughout the Western world have done, can't help but encourage them to try even harder.

We're responding to this situation in the Western way to which we've become so accustomed that it sustains the existence of an entire overclass of lawyers: firing newspaper editors, proposing legislation, drafting formal apologies, holding committee meetings, debating endlessly over legal precedent and the philosophy of the rule of law. What we don't do is torch embassies or march by the thousands in city streets, except when the issue is our own involvement in something so primitive and degrading to our civilized values as "war". For the most part, we'll do anything and everything to avoid conflict, up to and including changing everything about ourselves to suit the complainants. But the complainants in this case want exactly what we're all too willing to give away: our identity, our values, and our claim on the future of civilization.

And that's why I'm worried. If the rioters get their way, Free Speech as we know it is dead, far more so than in any Leftist fever dream of Rove-led gestapos shutting down dissent or intimidating people with scary wiretaps. You'd think that would worry us; but instead we've turned it into yet another debating point, another negotiable bargaining chip, another thing we could potentially push across the table if it'll get us another few months of "peace". We don't care about "winning" so much as "getting along". Meanwhile the Islamists are learning that all it takes is a "pin-prick" and they have a pretext for a riot, and all it takes is a riot and they win concessions from us. What could be easier? What have they got to lose? Are there any consequences? Why shouldn't they riot?

One of these two groups is going to win the rights to define what the future of civilization is: either us diplomacy-steeped legal-wrangling debate club groupies, or the fundamentalists who hold religious dogma above democratic achievement and human law.

In cliché college hockey coach terminology, this is a matter of "who wants it more". Who wants it more? WHO WANTS IT MORE?

Unfortunately, I think the answer is all too clear.

UPDATE: JMH reminds me that Ford Prefect, naturally, said it best:

"We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win."


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