Tuesday, May 6, 2003 |
13:08 - Public Service Announcement
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Because it seems to be so sorely needed, everywhere I turn, it falls to my hands to present: The "How To Spell Original FAQ".
- Q: How do I spell 'original'?
- A: O-R-I-G-I-N-A-L
- Q: How many times does the letter 'O' appear in 'original'?
- A: One.
- Q: Wait, I thought it was spelled O-R-I-G-I-O-N-A-L.
- A: No, it isn't.
- Q: How did you say it was spelled again?
- A: O-R-I-G-I-N-A-L
- Q: How come?
- A: Because William the Conqueror said so.
- Q: Nuh-uh!
- A: Yeah-huh.
- Q: You can't chain me, man! Spelling is subjective, like a bird in the wind!
- A: I'll give you a bird in the wind.
- Q: You're stifling free speech!
- A: No, this is stifling free speech: <wraps a pillow around Qer's head>
...Any more questions?
Good.
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